Around town
12 of the most Dubai tweets on Twitter
1. Even the crocs in Dubai are better.
recien llegadas de dubai, la calle dubai ejeje
— Nicolás Ortega (@Nikoskunk77)
2. It’s funny because this is normal.
In my neck of the woods the Plod have diesel Ford Focus estates
3. Dubai certainly has some unbelievable cars.
Just saw a Fiat with the Louis Vuitton monogram on the hood. and Temecula apparently.
— Jennifer Milne (@MisfitJEM99)
4. Let’s not judge Caitlyn. The struggle is real.
: having to go out because the maid is there and I don’t know how to stay out of her way.
— Caitlyn Davey (@Cait_12)
5. We’ve been there…
when you take the wrong exit and now you’re on your way to Egypt…..
— gutter punk trøll (@yazifailsatlife)
6. A fountain is always a good indicator of how well one keeps one’s house.
Driving past a massive mansion in . gate is open. Very disappointed by how cheap the fountain looks.
— Gcme (@gcme1)
7. Remind us never to get sick in another country…
Valet parking at a hospital. I’ve seen it all now.
— Ekta (@dollz87)
8. After all, everywhere has a helipad.
Being able to order a helicopter….
— Emilee De Corte (@emileena99)
9. Remember guys, if you don’t check in it didn’t happen.
I have a feeling some of those who check in airport VIP lounges are just standing outside the lounge for Facebook status purposes
— Luz S. Villamil (@luzieloo)
10. The maid must love your room mate…
overheard from my roommate: “i DONT clean! i have a MAID!!!!!”
— skyler (@extratired)
11. Valid point… Oh no wait.
When a customer says he doesn’t want to pay for his side dish because he’s a regular customer…
— Nadia Branford (@NadiaBranford)
12. Top tip.
Can’t be bothered to wash my own hair so I’m getting a blow dry.
— Robyn Percy (@RobynVanPercy)