Team shortlist08 Nov 2017 AT 12:20 PM

12 silly questions people who live in Dubai are asked

"What's the capital of Dubai?"
Team shortlist08 Nov 2017 AT 12:20 PM
12 silly questions people who live in Dubai are asked
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1.Can women drive?
This is me driving away from your stupid question...

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2. How do you cope with it being so hot all the time?
You have no idea how cold it is in the cinema.

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3. What’s the capital of Dubai?
Mate… go back to school.

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4. Is Abu Dhabi the capital of Dubai?
Hey everyone repeat after me - Dubai is not a country.

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5. So are you, like, really rich?
This is basically a roundabout way of asking how much I earn, isn’t it?

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6. Is it safe?
It’s probably one of the only cities in the world where you could drop your wallet and get it back. Watch this:


7. Is there a nightlife scene?
Erm… yeah!

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8. Why aren’t you tanned?
My office doesn’t have much in the way of tanning facilities.

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9. You must be used to the summer heat by now?
No, I’m sweating as much as you are.

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10. What do you do at weekends?
We have all the normal stuff like cinemas and shops, you know…

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11. Does everyone drive a Lamborghini?
I promise, if I was driving a Lamborghini you’d see it all over your Facebook timeline.

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12. Do you have vending machines with gold?
Yeah this one is true, actually.

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