13 Dubai reactions to the UK ‘heatwave’

1. People in the UK think they have it bad…

For all the hype about the heat in London Yesterday we should it call it warmageddon.

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks)

2. … Very bad…

If I had £1 for every time I said ‘I’m roasting’/’Man, it’s HOT’/’I can’t deal with this heat’ today, I could afford a mortgage in London

— Olivia Grace (@livpurvis)

3. … But they don’t have it this bad

Nothing quite like not being able to shower because you get 3rd degree burns ☺️

— Millie (@millieellenxx)

4. Half of our men don’t have wives

Amused by all the family-less husbands wandering aimlessly through Spinneys with a basket in search of food.

— Kat Wilton (@katwilton)

5. We need umbrellas despite the lack of rain

It’s the umbrella season in Dubai, but unlike India for the completely different reason.

— Mumbaikar_in_Dubai (@MumbaikarInDXB)

6.  Air-cons breaking = Worst. Fear. Ever.

Even the car air-cons can’t work hard enough

— pinktaxiblogger (@pinktaxiblogger)

7. Marilyn Manson ‘aint got nothin’ on our smoky eye

Somebody needs to invent melt proof makeup

— Sarah Dudley (@sarahzimbo)

8. Do you spontaneously combust in the UK? Didn’t think so

‘Tis the season to spontaneously combust.

— Binoy John (@thesign180)

9. There are some positives though

I think I have sweated myself to a 6 pack

— Sarah Dudley (@sarahzimbo)

10. But life is usually based around this debate…

When it’s too hot to be out and too cold to be indoors.

— Elvira_Lopes (@Elvira_R_Lopes)

11. … And if we do go outside

I am now a liquid.

— Harsh Chachara (@HarshChachara)

12. Dubai laughs in the face of 36-degree weather

The ppl on here complaining about the heat talking about getting heat stroke have obviously never been to Dubai lol…

— Nia b (@Niaa_b)

13. Aaliya summarises what we’re all thinking perfectly

Bruh Dubai is where the heat is at

— Aaliyah (@aaliyahmangal)