12 of the most Dubai tweets on Twitter

1. Even the crocs in Dubai are better.

recien llegadas de dubai, la calle dubai ejeje

— Nicolás Ortega (@Nikoskunk77)

2. It’s funny because this is normal.

In my neck of the woods the Plod have diesel Ford Focus estates

— Graham Goodwin (@dsceditor)

3. Dubai certainly has some unbelievable cars.

Just saw a Fiat with the Louis Vuitton monogram on the hood. and Temecula apparently.

— Jennifer Milne (@MisfitJEM99)

4. Let’s not judge Caitlyn. The struggle is real.

: having to go out because the maid is there and I don’t know how to stay out of her way.

— Caitlyn Davey (@Cait_12)

5. We’ve been there…

when you take the wrong exit and now you’re on your way to Egypt…..

— gutter punk trøll (@yazifailsatlife)

6. A fountain is always a good indicator of how well one keeps one’s house.

Driving past a massive mansion in . gate is open. Very disappointed by how cheap the fountain looks.

— Gcme (@gcme1)

7. Remind us never to get sick in another country…

Valet parking at a hospital. I’ve seen it all now.

— Ekta (@dollz87)

8. After all, everywhere has a helipad.

Being able to order a helicopter….

— Emilee De Corte (@emileena99)

9. Remember guys, if you don’t check in it didn’t happen.

I have a feeling some of those who check in airport VIP lounges are just standing outside the lounge for Facebook status purposes

— Luz S. Villamil (@luzieloo)

10. The maid must love your room mate…

overheard from my roommate: “i DONT clean! i have a MAID!!!!!”

— skyler (@extratired)

11. Valid point… Oh no wait.

When a customer says he doesn’t want to pay for his side dish because he’s a regular customer…

— Nadia Branford (@NadiaBranford)

12. Top tip.

Can’t be bothered to wash my own hair so I’m getting a blow dry.

— Robyn Percy (@RobynVanPercy)