12 silly questions people who live in Dubai are asked
1.Can women drive?
This is me driving away from your stupid question...
2. How do you cope with it being so hot all the time?
You have no idea how cold it is in the cinema.
3. What’s the capital of Dubai?
Mate… go back to school.
4. Is Abu Dhabi the capital of Dubai?
Hey everyone repeat after me - Dubai is not a country.
5. So are you, like, really rich?
This is basically a roundabout way of asking how much I earn, isn’t it?
6. Is it safe?
It’s probably one of the only cities in the world where you could drop your wallet and get it back. Watch this:
7. Is there a nightlife scene?
8. Why aren’t you tanned?
My office doesn’t have much in the way of tanning facilities.
9. You must be used to the summer heat by now?
No, I’m sweating as much as you are.
10. What do you do at weekends?
We have all the normal stuff like cinemas and shops, you know…
11. Does everyone drive a Lamborghini?
I promise, if I was driving a Lamborghini you’d see it all over your Facebook timeline.
12. Do you have vending machines with gold?
Yeah this one is true, actually.