#SaidNoOneintheUAEever is trending on Twitter and it’s hilarious
The people of Dubai have taken to Twitter to share the most unlikely things you’d ever hear in Dubai. #SaidNoOneintheUAEever has been trending for a few days and it shows no sign of slowing down. Here’s our pick of the best.
1. We all hate to admit that this is true.
“Google maps says it’s 10 minutes away. I’ll just walk.”
— Kirsty (@LifeInExcess_)
2. “Take my phone and get a picture of me with it.”
Police cars here are so outdated!
— (@tojinomoto)
3. The Dubai stone is real.
I’ve lost such a lot of weight since I got here
— Chrislyn Chang (@ChrislynChang)
4. Summer be like…
Let’s roll down the car windows
— Raj (@TheCreativeRaj)
5. Every expat you ever meet:
“I was only in Dubai for 2 years like I planned”
— The MD (@marketingdude)
6. … Is that even a thing?
Today I’ll fill up the petrol in my car myself
— Shivam Manghnani (@shivamLM)
7. We are too used to this.
You can’t just leave your personal belongings around in public like that?
— … ..__ . (@Sue_Sid)
8. Wait.. I have an address?
Just give me your address, I don’t need a landmark
— Don Salmaan (@Sal_D_Man)
9. We all know how much ShortList loves a Dubai bathroom…
The public bathrooms are filthy
— Maha Aad (@MahaAAD)
10. 2 mins…
“Let me just grab my coat”
— nour (@NourSahloul98)
11. Guilty.
I’m gonna eat only home cooked meals over the weekend
— Fahad Riaz (@fadirocker)
12. We all know “on time” means 20 minutes late.
I’ve arrived a bit early but don’t worry, take your time
— Disa Tersmeden (@disatersmeden)
13. Maybe it’s time for another 7-star.
I don’t think we have enough 5 star hotels
— Danni B (@dannibtravels)
14. Bravo, Savannah.
“Did you see that think piece about Dubai being the Vegas of the Middle East? So in-depth and insightful.”
— Savannah (@EasyAsPieMmmPie)
15. The JLT struggle is real.
No need to take a cab, it’s only 5 clusters away!
— Mohamed El-Daly (@thatguydaly)
16. Be right back!
Im just gonna mow the lawn darling…..
— Mohamed (DNS) (@DubaiNameShame)
17. Please revert back regarding the same.
I didnt do the needfull!
— Mohamed (DNS) (@DubaiNameShame)
18. Every. Single. Time.
“Let’s go right home after brunch”
— Sarakshi Rai (@Sarakshi)
