#SaidNoOneintheUAEever is trending on Twitter and it’s hilarious

“Google maps says it’s 10 minutes away. I’ll just walk.”

— Kirsty (@LifeInExcess_)

2. “Take my phone and get a picture of me with it.”

 

Police cars here are so outdated!

— (@tojinomoto)

3. The Dubai stone is real.

 

I’ve lost such a lot of weight since I got here

— Chrislyn Chang (@ChrislynChang)

4. Summer be like…

 

Let’s roll down the car windows

— Raj (@TheCreativeRaj)

5. Every expat you ever meet:

 

“I was only in Dubai for 2 years like I planned”

— The MD (@marketingdude)

6. … Is that even a thing?

 

Today I’ll fill up the petrol in my car myself

— Shivam Manghnani (@shivamLM)

7. We are too used to this.

 

You can’t just leave your personal belongings around in public like that?

— … ..__ . (@Sue_Sid)

8. Wait.. I have an address?

 

Just give me your address, I don’t need a landmark

— Don Salmaan (@Sal_D_Man)

9. We all know how much ShortList loves a Dubai bathroom…

 

The public bathrooms are filthy

— Maha Aad (@MahaAAD)

10. 2 mins…

 

“Let me just grab my coat”

— nour (@NourSahloul98)

11. Guilty.

 

I’m gonna eat only home cooked meals over the weekend

— Fahad Riaz (@fadirocker)

12. We all know “on time” means 20 minutes late.

 

I’ve arrived a bit early but don’t worry, take your time

— Disa Tersmeden (@disatersmeden)

13. Maybe it’s time for another 7-star.

 

I don’t think we have enough 5 star hotels

— Danni B (@dannibtravels)

14. Bravo, Savannah.

 

“Did you see that think piece about Dubai being the Vegas of the Middle East? So in-depth and insightful.”

— Savannah (@EasyAsPieMmmPie)

15. The JLT struggle is real.

 

No need to take a cab, it’s only 5 clusters away!

— Mohamed El-Daly (@thatguydaly)

16. Be right back!

 

Im just gonna mow the lawn darling…..

— Mohamed (DNS) (@DubaiNameShame)

17. Please revert back regarding the same.

 

I didnt do the needfull!

— Mohamed (DNS) (@DubaiNameShame)

18. Every. Single. Time.

 

“Let’s go right home after brunch”

— Sarakshi Rai (@Sarakshi)