Team shortlist19 Sep 2017 AT 09:58 AM

10 things that go through your head on a daily basis if you live in Dubai

“I’m going to have a full heart-to-heart with the next person that phones me asking if I need a pension"
Team shortlist19 Sep 2017 AT 09:58 AM
10 things that go through your head on a daily basis if you live in Dubai

1.“URRRRGHHHH WHERE DID I PUT MY SUNGLASSES!”
“I really need to start leaving them in the same place every day.”

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2.“Shall I dress for the heat of the outdoors or the chill of the office air-con.”
“Layers are the only answer.”

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3.“Time to take a deep breath before I open the door to my baking hot car.”
*Quickly turns every fan on full blast.*

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4.“What’s a good weekend activity, apart from brunch or going to the mall, that doesn’t involve being outside?”
Underwater yoga, an escape room, IMG Worlds of Adventure, indoor skydiving, lunch with a view, an art class… there’s a lot, actually.

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5.“I literally can’t remember the last time I used the pool in my building.”
“Next week…”

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6.“Don’t you dare walk five paces up the street so that you can take the first taxi. DON’T YOU DARE.”
“I’m just going to think that in my head though, I’m not going to say it out loud.”

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7.“Why did I bother turning up on time for this meeting?”
“I should know by now that ten minutes late means on time.”

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8.“There must be a way to get my number blocked from receiving all of these marketing emails.”
“Although, 20 percent off pizza… I’ll order that for dinner tonight.”

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9.“I’m going to have a full heart-to-heart with the next person that phones me and asks if I need a pension plan or wealth management.”
“I’m thinking about it Jason, but I’m having a really tough day, so let me tell you all about that first.”

10.“Why do I never have change for the shop, taxi, metro…?!”
“We all spend the day walking around asking each other ‘have you got change?’”

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