Sarah Garden24 Aug 2016 AT 03:51 PM

11 ways the Dubai weather has made you soft

#3 You dress for the cinema as if you're going to Ski Dubai
Sarah Garden24 Aug 2016 AT 03:51 PM
11 ways the Dubai weather has made you soft

1. If you happen to be in the UK during a ‘heatwave’ you’re the only person in a jacket
That jacket probably has a fleece underneath it

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2. You dip your toe in the water of a swimming pool to check if it’s too cold
You’ve actually refused to go into the water when it’s 42 degrees outside

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3. You dress for the cinema as if you’re going to Ski Dubai
Or end up paying extra for gold class just for the blanket

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4. When your friend ask you “Europe in August?” you hear “The Arctic in December?”
Same same

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5. Intense office air-con makes you feel exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant
“As long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. You breathe… keep breathing.”

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6. When you’re not in the UAE you instinctively cradle a cup of tea in both hands
And eat a lot more soup

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7. Trips to the mall mean wrapping up in layers of clothes
Is it too far to wear a turtleneck, ear muffs and mittens?

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8. When you leave Dubai you turn the shower to scalding hot to make you feel at home
It’s never quite hot enough

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9. You laugh at your friends basking in 27 degree heat on their holidays
Mate, that’s barely T-shirt weather

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10. Your skin breaks out in goosebumps if the sun goes behind a cloud
Come back!

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11. But at least you’ve (almost) grown used to the Dubai summer
Don’t worry about my face melting, it does this every year

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