You're a pro at expat life
How many of these can you relate to?
"What's the capital of Dubai?"
You went outside and your phone didn't steam up... could this mean...?
“I’m going to have a full heart-to-heart with the next person that phones me asking if I need a pension"
Mouths “al'abwab tughliq” along with the Dubai Metro intercom…
#7 Never bother checking your text messages
#2. "At least 50 percent of your office being on holiday at any one time."
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